"Florida Man" Strikes Again

Here's a great bit of journalism-lore for you - any story in which the headline begins with the words "Florida man" is probably not going to have a happy ending.  It's always "Florida man does this" and "Florida man does that" and "Florida man does some other damn idiotic thing."  In today's news, "Florida man" (in this case one Brandon Hatfield) decided to go to St. Augustine Alligator Farm... and then to jump on in.  As in "in with the Nile crocodiles."  Thankfully he was taken into custody shortly after with only moderate injuries.   You do you, Florida man.