Cupid and Cockroaches

Late next week is Valentine's Day, which means that mid-next week is time to start panicking about not having bought anything or made any plans for Valentine's Day. 

Of course, not everyone is going to have a storybook holiday next Thursday, with chocolates and roses and dinner by candlelight.  For some people, Valentine's Day will be spent alone, possibly getting over a recent bad breakup.

If that is your case, then don't you worry - the Hemsley Conservation Centre in England has just the thing to brighten your mood.  You can adopt and name a zoo animal in honor of your special ex-someone.  Sweet, huh?

Did I mention that the animal in question is a Madagascar hissing cockroach?  Follow the link below to get in on this exciting offer to immortalize your ex in all their roachy glory.

Name a Cockroach This Valentine's

EDIT: Well, it looks El Paso Zoo saw these guys their cockroach naming and raised them a crunchy death by mongoose...

El Paso Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to their meerkats