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Sunday, June 6, 2021

Satire: If Keepers Ran Jurassic Park

Competence never makes as good of a movie as incompetence, nor good luck as good of a movie as bad luck.  The fictitious theme park "Jurassic Park" was plagued with both problems.  Still, it's fun for keepers to imagine what could have been if they'd been given their chance to take care of dinosaurs... though to be honest, I'm having a hard time imagining even the most hard-core carnivore keeper I know being ok with the idea of shoving a single, let alone several, live goats inside a pumpkin (even if a pumpkin the size of a Volkswagen Beetle could be found for the purpose).



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