Satire: Rate a Species

About a week ago, the Oregon Zoo created a simple instagram post, featuring one of their river otters.  It was an Amazon.com style review of the animal, highlighting its adaptations and attractions.  The post was given the hashtag #rateaspecies.  The hashtag spread across social media, with zoos, aquariums, and private individuals weighing in.  I've decided that from now on, I'm going to rank every new animal we acquire.  Some of them might not be suitable for public posting...

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