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Saturday, May 22, 2021

When the Hippo Hits the Fan

It's a cute cartoon, playing on the classic joke about (humans) peeing in pools - but I don't think it works to well with hippos.  Hippos are anything but shy when it comes to their excretory events - especially those concerning solids.  Far from being a stealthy motion, hippo bowel movements are quite... explosive.

When a hippo defecates, it does so while whirring its tiny tail in the onslaught of oncoming poop like a little motor.  There are little hairs on the tail that are shaped in just such a way as to help spread the manure as a spray in all directions.  This the hippo then uses to mark its territory.   I can see why it works.  I certainly want their territory after it's been covered in all of that.

And you thought it was dangerous being in front of a hippo.



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