Satire: Totally False Animal Facts

Until such time as management lets me wear an iPod while servicing exhibits, I'm going to be spending a lot of time listening to various visitor "facts" while taking care of the animals at the Zoo, all the while debating internally as to whether or not it's worth trying to correct them.  Sometimes, if I think that there's a good chance that doing so that someone will actually learn something, I'll chime in.  Other times... eh.

Of course, if you're going to go for wrong facts, the least you can do is deliberately go for hilariously wrong.  Like these gems from Z. Gosck - see more of them here!