On tonight's episode of "Things I Can't Believe We Have To Tell People"... when you go to the aquarium consider... not jumping into the shark tank. Even if you ARE offered cash and a fancy belt as a prize for your heroic deeds. Well, not that heroic in this case, as the sharks in question were of a rather non-aggressive species (which makes sense, otherwise he never would have had access), but still. The bonehead could have hurt them, and that's what I really care about.
To give the kid credit, his apology does sound suitably contrite, and he will be performing some community service at the Living Coast Discovery Center, where the incident took place.
Hey, who knows? Maybe he and jaguar-lady can meet up and go on tour together? Just not at my zoo, please. I have enough headaches already.
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